SassVault Exclusive: "In My Defense... I Was Left Unsupervised" Tee
Oh, honey, we've all been there—that glorious black hole of accountability where "oops" meets "zero regrets." This electric blue bombshell of a tee hoards the ultimate alibi for your inner chaos gremlin: **"In my defense... I was left unsupervised."** Because let's face it, who hasn't turned a quiet afternoon into a felony flowchart without adulting in the room?
Crafted from that whisper-soft cotton that hugs like a bad decision you don't regret, it's got the sass to survive board meetings, bar crawls, or that inevitable "what happened to the kitchen?" interrogation. Slap it on, strut like the feral icon you are, and watch the normies scatter—because supervised? Please. You're the vault's VIP, and this shirt's your get-out-of-jail-free card. (Pro tip: Pairs best with coffee stains and zero apologies.)
Unlock your unsupervised era. Greed level: Expert.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
