SassVault Exclusive: "I Avoid Shit" Unicorn Bubble Tee
Darling, in a universe full of glitter bombs and bad vibes, this black-as-your-soul tee is your armored bubble of "not today, Satan." Behold the sassy rainbow unicorn—trapped in its own iridescent force field, arms crossed like it's judging your life choices—proclaiming **"I avoid shit because my temper can go from 0 to life in prison in 2 seconds."** Because who needs drama when your inner rage rocket launches faster than a viral fail video? It's the perfect alibi for dodging family dinners, office small talk, or that one friend who thrives on chaos.
Soft as a whispered threat on premium cotton, with prints that pop like popcorn in a microwave mishap, this bad boy hugs your curves (or edges) just right for slaying the day without the cuffs. Channel your mythical menace: unicorns aren't magical—they're just one bad day from felony folklore. (Pro tip: Wear it ironically at therapy. Or not. Your call.)
Bubble-wrap your beefs. Greed level: Nuclear.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
