Goblin King's Chill Throne Hoodie

When the snow starts stacking like unpaid loot boxes and your squad's begging for "just one more layer," crown yourself the undisputed Goblin King of Winter Woe with this hoodie's frosty-fanged frontman. Staring down from the chest is our snarling green goblin overlord—pointy ears perked, crown cocked like he's taxing the North Pole, and that jagged grin promising "all your base are belong to me" in sub-zero temps. Hood up? It's a hoodwink ambush, with his beady eyes glowing like embers in the eyelets. Black background for that stealthy shadow-lurk, but the white hoodie fabric keeps it crisp enough to flex at the holiday raid or the family feast where Uncle Bob's politics need a savage side-eye.

Flip it around, and the back's your secret throne room: Our iconic Greed Threads logo reigns supreme—a crowned goblin glowering over "#pewpew" and "#sassvault" tags like a badge of eternal hustle. It's the ultimate rear-guard flex, whispering "greed threads eternal" to anyone tailing your trail through the tundra. Crafted for greedy gluttons who hoard warmth like gold coins, this unisex pullover's 80/20 cotton-poly blend is softer than a loot goblin's underbelly—plush fleece lining that traps heat without the sweat-slick betrayal, kangaroo pocket for stashing contraband candy canes, and ribbed cuffs/hem to seal in the smug. Reinforced seams laugh at snowball sieges, and our fade-proof DTG print stays sharp through 50 washes (or one apocalypse). Sizes S-3XL, because greed comes in all builds.

Perfect for grinding Genshin in a blizzard, sassing the Secret Santa ("I asked for more—gimme the fleece"), or layering under your SassVault armor for that "I'm too cozy to care" vibe. Stockpile before the thaw—because nothing says "winter win" like a goblin goon guarding your gains. Who's the real boss now? ❄️👑💚

• Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
• Brushed interior fleece for a soft, cozy feel
• Roomy, unisex fit—goes big on comfort
• Double-layered, no-drawcord hood
• Front pocket for stuff and snacks
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

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