Bubble Unicorn Hoodie

When life's a dumpster fire and the world's serving up straight nonsense, who needs rage-quit therapy when you can rock this Sass Bubble Unicorn Hoodie—the ultimate "don't @ me" armor for your inner chaos gremlin? Front and center: A sassy rainbow-maned unicorn chilling in her iridescent bubble, arms crossed like "test me and see," flanked by the unfiltered truth bomb: "I AVOID SHIT BECAUSE MY TEMPER CAN GO FROM 0 TO LIFE IN PRISON IN 2 SECONDS." It's the perfect ironic flex—cute AF on the surface, nuclear under the hood(ie). Because let's face it, in a world of bad takes and worse WiFi, sometimes you just need a magical beast to whisper "you're one wrong word from felonies" while you hoard the remote.

This unisex beast is built for bubble-wrap life: 80/20 cotton-poly fleece that's plush as a unicorn's mane but tough enough to weather emotional avalanches—kangaroo pocket for stashing your "emergency snacks" (or bail money), ribbed cuffs to keep the chill out (and the vibes in), and a roomy hood for those "leave me alone" naps. Our DTG print pops with vibrant neons that won't crack under laundry siege, and it's oversized for layering over your SassVault tees or Gaming Tees armor. Sizes S-3XL, 'cause tempers (and greed) come in all sizes.
Ideal for dodging family drama at Thanksgiving ("Pass the turkey or else"), grinding ranked matches without tilting ("One more troll and I'm out"), or just existing as a walking warning label. Hoard it before your ex sees it and gets ideas. Who's your bubble buddy? Tag 'em below—may the sass be with you. 🦄💥🔥

Fabric: 8 oz premium fleece | Care: Wash cold, tumble low—don't let the temper tantrum shrink it.

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua or the US

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