Therapy? Nah – Coffee & Zero Humans

When therapy bills are high and people are higher maintenance, reach for the real MVP: more coffee and fewer humans. This sassy cartoon tee features a no-nonsense coffee queen with her giant mug and signature side-eye, declaring exactly what we’re all thinking before 9 a.m. (or ever). Perfect for introverts, caffeine addicts, and anyone whose social battery died in 2019. Soft unisex fit, premium print, zero tolerance for small talk included.
Wear it loud. Sip in peace. Humans not required.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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