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Raccoon Rendezvous Rampage
Raccoon Rendezvous Rampage
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Embrace your inner trash panda with this hilariously relatable graphic tee that's equal parts adorable and aggressively chaotic! Front and center: a wide-eyed raccoon staring you down with its bandit mask, paired with the savage truth bomb—"Things I Have in Common with a Raccoon: Dark circles around the eyes, eats junk, cute, a little chubby, I will fight you, possibly rabid." Printed in bold, cheeky font on soft heather gray, it's the ultimate badge for night owls, snack hoarders, and anyone who's one bad day away from dumpster diving (or starting a brawl). Rock it to brunch, your next petty feud, or just to remind the world: cute doesn't mean harmless. Unleash the sass—because life's too short for decaf or de-clawing your vibe!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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