Goblin's Loot Hauler Tote

Sling your spoils like a true goblin overlord with the Goblin's Loot Hauler Tote—this black canvas workhorse (15x16" with 10" gusset) turns every errand into an empire expansion, goblin king embroidered front and center in his "Frosty Hoards" hoodie, crown cocked like he's ready to tax the mall Santa. Reinforced straps for heavy hauls (up to 20lbs of impulse buys), open top for quick grabs, and that snarly grin whispering "mine" to anyone eyeing your cart. 100% cotton canvas, eco-friendly for guilt-free greed—folds flat for stashing in your joggers' pocket.

Unisex, one-size slays all (handles fit most grips). Perfect for Black Friday pillage, holiday gift runs, or toting your Goblin King Hoodie to the family feast. Bundle with joggers for "Frost Run Errands Kit" ($60 save 10%). Hoard the haul before the lines freeze—your arms deserve a break. ❄️🛍️💚

Canvas tote | Care: Spot clean, air dry—don't machine-wash the goblin's dignity.

Pro Tip: Stuff with our beanie for "Secret Santa Stash" surprise. Use code FIRSTBITE for 10% off your first order of $50.00 or more. Limit one use per customer.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment