Goblin Grinch Sweater – "Hoard-Mas Heist Edition"

Channel your inner Kevin McCallister with this sly goblin sidekick straight out of a Home Alone fever dream—pointy-eared prankster in Santa's stolen red hoodie, glaring like he's rigging the living room with microfilament tripwires and blowtorch booby traps. "Merry Hoard-mas, ya shiny-hoardin' scoundrel!" snarls across his chest in jagged, treasure-map font, daring your Secret Santa to peek in your gift stash (spoiler: it's all glitter-bombed coal and candy-cane catapults).

Crafted for holiday havoc: Soft, hoard-hugging fleece that's equal parts cozy and chaotic, perfect for plotting pizza-fueled defenses against Wet Bandit wannabes or just outwitting the eggnog line. Wear it to family feasts, and watch aunts scatter like startled pigeons—muahaha, joy to the world, but keep the traps loaded.

Grab yours before the elves unionize. Secret Santa sabotage level: Expert. 🎅🪙🍕💥

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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